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the fact that tumblr users were slut shaming alexander hamilton several years BEFORE the musical even exist is so horrendously funny to me. i’m in tears. i laughed so hard i had to take ibuprofen afterwards. i can’t live like this. i have to lie down
this is the most magnificent thing in my life rn
#my mom came to check up on me bc ‘i’ve never heard you make that noise before’
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I’m a little teapot short and stout here is my handle here is the gaping hole where my heart should be
1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN
If a day come when this doesn’t bring me
Joy, send me to heaven
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
*one side only* slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap
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opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on
you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?
Edmund was on WWII sugar rationing.
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GUYS QUICK I NEED TO LISTEN TO SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS BUT NOT THE ORIGINAL VERSION I GOTTA HEAR THE SPED-UP VERSION THAT ALWAYS GOES AROUND AT THE MOST RANDOM TIMES LIKE IN JUNE AND SHIT AND EVERYONE IS SPLIT BETWEEN “it’s fucking june guys wtf” and “HALLOWEEN” you know the post????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWsEupl8S0o the living tombstone remix???
THAT’S THE BITCH, THANK YOU SO MUCH
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flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
