hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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doorsandsardines:

hire this man

doorsandsardines:

hire this man

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

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earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

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valleyoftheawkwardfangirls:

why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users 

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