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monobeartheater:

thomastherankengine:

is ink poisoning even a thing or are white moms just against body art

you would have to drink all the ink out of 15 pens to get minor ink poisoning

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r-emnant:

i went shopping for school supplies yesterday

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laninjapanama:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!

laninjapanama:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!

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fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

image

Some people wanna watch the world burn

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

image

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phuckindope:

life goal: go shopping and never look at the price tag.

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loudlybloggingtomyself:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

#fightlamewhiteboys2014

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okaytroylerokayzalfie:

awkwardlysocial414:

smilingtroye:

booksneak:

ew-romance:

theother-worldlyninja:

moraniarty:

pwnator:

kiriloid:

tdrloid:

pelicaneggs:

jiinkiie2:

garrys-wife:

Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.

It’d butter be

looks like shes bready to go

my flight had better be rye-t on time

i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat

I bet that costs a lot of dough.

that case is toastally awesome

That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.

i really knead that bag

That suitcase looks like bread.

im so fucking done with all of your buns

Bread

Thank you for your contribution

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

awkwardlysocial414:

smilingtroye:

booksneak:

ew-romance:

theother-worldlyninja:

moraniarty:

pwnator:

kiriloid:

tdrloid:

pelicaneggs:

jiinkiie2:

garrys-wife:

Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.

It’d butter be

looks like shes bready to go

my flight had better be rye-t on time

i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat

I bet that costs a lot of dough.

that case is toastally awesome

That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.

i really knead that bag

That suitcase looks like bread.

im so fucking done with all of your buns

Bread

Thank you for your contribution

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horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

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