And now for Something Completely Different

toodopetoexist:

n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:

Sister: What will you do when your idol becomes a dad?

Me: I will become a mother.

(Source: circles-we-goingin-circles, via startingagainisthehardestthing)

niggapus:

when teachers tell you that wikipedia isn’t a reliable source

(via scienceyeah)

metallikato:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE 

Will you do the fan^dango?

ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~ 

(via startingagainisthehardestthing)

“Ardd, this bitch wanna play. .”

(Source: londonlove417, via lmaogtfo)