burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

(via asianconfusion)


pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

(via thecitycomestogether)


batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

(via onepieceanyone)


tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

(via moxiemonarch)


white person: how do you say my name in your language??

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(via onepieceanyone)


sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

(via thecitycomestogether)


segasaturns:

when your down to your least favorite pokemon

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(via onepieceanyone)


lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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(via pizza)


racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

(via onepieceanyone)


surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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